Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................... MONSTER!!!!!!!

by Ida Khoo @ Jwo Yi’s mummy
This happen few weeks ago. In the middle of the night you want to pee. Then you wake up and tel me that you want to go pee and I said okay and you go by yourself as usual. And as usual you did not switch on the light you just ran in the toilet and pee and run back to the room.

Then it happen that I put a big plastic basin beside the toilet leaning on the wall. As you were running out you accidentally kick the basin and the basin fell and the loud sound make you scream so so so loud and you came crashing in the room screaming you heart out and cry.

As soon as I heard the basin fall I jump out from the bed and there you are in the room scream like crazy and crying. I quickly hug you and put you back on the bed and hug you to sleep.

The next morning I ask you what happen last night and you told me that a blue monster try to catch you. (The blue monster is the big 18.9 liter empty drinking water bottle.) I took you out from the room and show you that it's not a blue monster, in fact it's just the red plastic basin that you took your bath the other day where I let it dried leaning beside the toilet's wall.

And I tell you that the biggest MONSTER is up in your head. That is your crazy imagination!

Your imaginery friend "The Square"

by Ida Khoo @ Jwo Yi’s mummy
As we were walking back from school today you suddenly tell me this friend of yours "The Square" again. You tell me that they follow you to school today again. Then I ask you where are they now. You said holding your hand. I said I'm holing your hand and you said holding the other hand.

Then you tell me one is white and one is pink. The white square is a boy and the pink square is a girl. I change the subject to what we are going to do after we get home. We are going to take our bath then going to eat dinner. Then you said you are going to bath your two square and feed the two square dinner.

When we get home you take out two of your chair and said one will sit here and the other square will sit on the other chair and you are going to feed them dinner later as they are only 2 years old. They still don't know how to eat by themselves yet.

Then you draw on your white board on your square friends. Cute!

鬼呀!!!!

by Ida Khoo @ Jwo Yi’s mummy
This really is so damn funny that I laugh until I cannot stop laughing.
I was talking to your daddy through Skype and report to your daddy your day today as your daddy is in Beijing. Then as I was reporting to your daddy suddenly i remember something. So here goes.

You were putting away your toys in your toy room and when you come out you scream 鬼呀! 鬼呀! 鬼呀! Then I ask you ha??? Then you said got monster. Then I told you off and tell you that there is no monster in this world. The biggest monster is you!

Then after that I play with my computer and you do your own things. Then suddenly you said this to me. Mummy if this world got monster sure the police will catch all the monster. Right mummy? Right mummy?
Then I was thinking to my self how to answer you. I cannot tell you no have to ask monk to catch. Right? If I tell you that then you will think that there is a monster in this world. So I just nod my head.

I really cannot believe it. Police catch monster!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................................

Jwo's Imagination

by Ida Khoo @ Jwo Yi’s mummy
The other day Jwo Yi suddenly got scared and she told me there is a monster. Then I ask her where is the monster. Then she told me the monster is near the kitchen door. She said it's white in color. At that time we were going to the toilet to take a bath. We need to pass by the kitchen door. I ask her is the monster still there and she told me no the monster not there already.

Then I bath for her and she still talk about the monster and she suddenly said the monster is her friend. So I would like to find out more on this monster and I ask her the following.

Me: Did the monster stay with us in the same house?
Jwo: Yes. It's a she and it's a square. She is usually in my toy room.
Me: Did she play with you?
Jwo: Yes. And always try to scare me.
Me: Hahaha....(me getting a bit eerie d) I think she just want to play with you only Jwo. Did she go to school with you?
Jwo: No. She stay in the toy room when I'm in school.

Then suddenly she scream and tell me she is scared of her and want to go out of the toilet and cry. She scare the hell out of me. KNS nia.

Then I told her the biggest monster is her own imagination. There is no monster in this world. Her own imagination is her BIGGEST MONSTER!!!!!!!

Mummy a monster in our room!!!!

by Ida Khoo @ Jwoyi’s mummy

This happen a few night ago. While I was putting her to bed she said to me. Mummy there is a monster in our room. Out of curiosity to know of her imagination I ask her where is the monster. She point to the end of the bed near the cupboard.

The below is the conversation.

Mummy: Is the monster BIG?

Jwoyi: It is black.                                                             

Mummy: Is the monster fat or thin?                                       

Jwoyi: Fat                                                                       

Mummy: Did the monster have eyes?                                    

Jwoyi: Yes….one eye only.                                                

Mummy: Is it on the right or left or middle?                            

Jwoyi: On his head.                                                          

Mummy: Did the monster have nose?                                    

Jwoyi: Yes. (point to her nose showing it’s where the monster’s nose is.)

Mummy: Did the monster have a mouth?                          

Jwoyi: Yes. His mouth is on his body and his mouth is very big. He is opening his mouth now and want to eat me.                

Mummy: “FAINTED”

 

I really don’t know how she can describe the monster so clearly. I don’t let her watch monster cartoon or movie, unless it’s one of the topic that her friend talk about at school.

Still surprise me with her clear description of the monster.